Didier Lannoy
Huppe ass!
assembly allegedly chronic daily January-May 2008
Series 2 - Extracts
Children uprooted
They were born Syene, Harbin, Batavia, Kalina, Bathurst Little Popo, Saigon, Mogador, Lourenço Marques, Constantinople.
They were born in Dakar, Karachi, Lome, Baghdad, Jerusalem, Yaounde, Tehran, Kumasi, Singapore, Nairobi, Abidjan, Luanda, Belize City, Calcutta, Cotonou, Shanghai, Ziguinchor, Bombay, Alexandria, Ouagadougou, Beijing Lagos, Constantine.
They are born in Albertville, Baudouinville, Coquilhatville, Costermansville, Elizabethville Jadotville, Leopoldville, Stanleyville, Thijsville.
They were born in the Belgian Congo, Ruanda-Urundi, in the Gold Coast, Upper Volta, Dahomey, Persia, Siam, Rhodesia, South Cocinchine, South-West Africa, in Guyana or in Dutch East Indies.
Or a military base in Iraq or
in a fortified camp in Afghanistan.
They say they and their parents have been eye-
vided through barbaric, illiterate, ungrateful and idolaters and they complain of any per-
of.
They say they now feel completely uprooted-
cinemas.
These are the children of
butterfly hunters, breeders and growers of crops on land stolen mandatory
surveyors, geologists, mining engineers and looters copper, diamonds, coltan, gold and oil
slavery, foremen, and contractors chicoteurs forced cantonnage manual
crusaders, mercenaries, propagandists of the Christian faith and pagan desecration of graves, arms traffickers and Berets red
bankers-launderers and straw men, wholesalers steak fries and salad greens, technical assistance and cooperation "to develop" peace volunteers, humanitarian and human rights professionals Rights, discoverer of new talent to exhibit at fairs and circuses in the West, the creditors of the public debt and international experts lecturing and historians who are entitled to revise history, expired drugs dealers, exporters of precious wood, novices and prostitutes, Wilki importing chickens and other "staples "Ethnologists knowing measure and compare the length of the penis (and thickness) and the depth of vaginas (and diameter).
And now, while their teeth take off their shoes, their ears and their hair fade, their buttocks are collapsing and they also lost their memory, health, sleep and use of gender ... these children regret everything:
odors from the water, earth, fire, wind, red and purple bougainvillea, and ylang-ylang and
the flavor of mango and lawyers
the sweaty armpits and nannies
the twittering of birds, the sound of blade fans and lamps and Coleman
comfort hospitals and Garden bungalows around the pool
groves of bamboo, fish, cats, stormy skies, parakeets and parrots
the many domestic and money that never failed ...
They say they were the best years of their lives.
These kids, they are children
- All whores children bastards?
bastards.
Hugo Claus
March 19, 2008.
Helicopter TF1 having finally
- After a final attempt by Nobel laureate?
- Thanks to the "dead secret," "under mysterious circumstances "" Surrounded by embarrassment and debates " 1 Chantal Sébire!
successfully landed in his garden, Hugo Claus has ceased to be suffering from Alzheimer's disease
Editor's notes and correspondences
After the publication of my latest "Huppe Ass! "(HC, 16), I get the support of
- Continue!
Nadine Plateau and
- Down with the editors!
PVC, aka Paulo (Van Acker) Carter and
- Would you harder than God himself?
Mourad Samy ...
Former players (Anne-Louise Flynn, etc.) make me sign again ... They had not lost.
When we will do me no sign, I'll stop writing.
Brussels-Paris, one day on site
Rabbits who
- From Brussels (Ixelles) and heading to Paris (18th, 19 th districts)! Between the output "Mons" and the French border! Left!
squat the central reservation of the motorway are not shy.
They have lost the habit of being eaten.
Motorists and truckers are always in a hurry. Foxes fear
- Even on a pedestrian crossing?
being crushed by a car.
And in Paris, your stay is how?
In Paris, in March 2008, on the sidewalks of Avenue Jaures, married my wife walks faster
- Because cold! Distell
his old Mac. In Brussels, on the sidewalks of the street Maes
- Because he's hot?
quite the reverse.
While in Belleville on Friday, on the boulevard, sellers and market vendors émeutent passers-French languages in all the world.
's aunt Deju
A last kiss for road, Deju?
Jaaaaaaaamais! My old aunt always told me
- The baiser removes 2 panties!
(after or before being fallen, fallen, fallen, fallen, fallen, fallen and fallen again, seven times! Radically pregnant?) To distrust of men, to stay on my guard and
- It's slippery!
be very careful not to step on a soap, a suppository or a condom or kikoso in the bathroom of a man.
Tram 81
On the way, a pitbull Lunch was walking with insolence on the tram route 81 between stations Gare du Midi and Lemonnier.
In return, Anderlecht, a few hundred meters before the canal, on the Mons road
- Are you kidding? Tram 81 does not go through that!
tram 81 was attacked at the height of Liverpool Street. Lunch of the driver
- We had the finger!
had zapped to go ... waiting for the return ...
And when the tram number 81 showed up ... a first lunch slowly crossed the road to slow it down, followed by a second lunch, then a third ... lunch while others threw stones, paving stones and even a Molotov cocktail at the gates of tram ... who got scared, left the rails and came to rest in the channel.
What future for tram 81? It extends to the Tervuren? He was sectioned and was arrested at the Gare du Midi that
- No, you do not laugh! I see clearer now! It's just that you're idiot!
no longer has to go through the municipality of Anderlecht, where he does not enjoy great popularity with the Lunch?
Hugo Claus (continued)
Do I have to cause Alzheimer
- Alzheimer's is with you!
- And with your spirit!
give up writing?
After "The married woman my ass," I began to realize two long messages ("Death of a sorcerer, we party", aka "Jeff" and " Jodi all night "), self-censorship, normalizable, a middle-class ordinary trying to slum it could have stuff without betraying his class interests ... that person, however, has never wanted to produce. Then I got into electronic literature and I have circulated by e-mail some
- Too long! Unreadable (except by lunatics or palms) on a computer screen!
half-long (in Nassogne "," Old Satan and 3 pancreatitis "and" Butembo! ") Medium or short (dispatches from the private press agency Ana and Congo, Anaco, "Life at the daily rate" and "Old Didier s'intronise Founding President of the Congolese branch of the family") or very short messages (videos, farts and flashes of "Huppe ass!") ...
Should I resign now, as Hugo Claus at the end of its existence, no longer write anything ... that pohèèeemes?
to do nothing else ...
the tour of garbage bags and bistros, diaper in the back, cigarette in mouth, glass of beer French fries and mayo-
- With Ballek puts tomatesauce and sausage!
in the hands ...
Cannabis
Since we have under our control rats
- This is not a rat is a Degu!
Sukin of my wife and I married, her old Mac, we have decided to no longer be
foxes
hawks
nor even men
God and AIDS are down to earth to save people, change their habits, forcing them to live differently
God and want to AIDS
- Everyone must worship me! God says
compel us to believe in themselves and require
- Everyone should catch me! said AIDS
to live us.
Ooooh, these damn fundamentalists ...
God and AIDS have had a hollow and their movement was somewhat breathless, but these days they go away merrily at the assault and even planning to invade Iran
put on our coats! God protect us!
Editors Notes (continued) or "avatars of a writer Electronic
There's even a usurper
- A certain "Dr. Lichic!
sign that one of my texts in "el batia Mourti penny" ! It is the glory, the love-merger?
I was, in fact, yesterday evening, after drinking about midnight, stumbling, very happy
- Alleluia!
discovered almost by chance, verbatim, in No. 52, dated Batia of 02.29.2008 (p.10), a text of the first series, called experimental, my "Huppe Ass" (Hc, 8 - "From the day the stairs at the last handjob") entitled " die soon, my love "in which I married my wife made a heartfelt tribute ... and was signed
- Magic! Mystique!
by
- Her lover?
someone else.
which is a facetious
- I have lots of "Alias," but this one, I do not know him! Maybe he is a friend of Comrade Litvinenko?
call "Dr. Lichic" would therefore be appropriate
- Your wife married?
my text? Is this a mess (page 11 of same issue) collateral of "industrial development ethics of embryos? My rival could he (or did he prefer?) Ignore that "my wife married" is a registered trademark for nearly ten years ?
Obviously, if I want to create event, political grandstanding, to cringe, flatter rump people, I would argue that cannabis, rats
- This is not a rat, it's a Degu!
Sukin suffers from kidney cancer resulting from a fall down the stairs and in the text "contentious," married my wife urged him to die because she can not bear to hear mindless and it is even considering doing
- No bite, darling! A candy, a pipe!
stung by veto.
I question X, Y and Z. I wait a day, a few days, almost a week, I'll even
- Play a very good text by Margarete Jennes!
the theater, I learn of the death Hugo Claus and Chantal Sebire, I go to Paris (in the 19 th and 18 th districts) and I back ... Nobody, absolutely nobody (except
- I have no idea where this confusion comes!
buddy of mine, Marc Thomée) does not answer.
Where, to whom, how and in what sense and why should I then extend the scope of my research?
We do not care of my mouth or what?
I decided to throw my present chronic unamended!
Gerard Adam
- Nihil obstat!
am not discouraged and Alain Brezault
- Since when naive writing tasks they arrogate the right to "borrow" the margins of the texts Net architecture known (by us, members of the fan club) and DDL have the nerve to sign instead they are infoutus to understand because they have lived through the saga of fake juicy secrets exchanged by our friend and his wife married between Congo and Brussels?
either.
Decidedly Cannabis
- His fall down the stairs and kidney cancer that has led to many there are!
takes a lot of room in my "Huppe Ass! .
Cannabis nibbles, needed, extends his territory, widens his penis.
God himself and tram number 81 hardly survive.
I swing my sauce and, to please Cannabis and deter thieves, I sign in Wingdings 3:
1 Joëlle Meskens sent permanently to Paris, in Le Soir on 21 March 2008.
2 Better translation, according Deju: "A kiss makes the panties drop"
3 Yeah Grand Satan and pancreatitis! That message was called first "Great Satan and the lame" but I had to give the first title to Paulo Carter, in honor and fees.
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