Didier Lannoy
Huppe ass!
assembly allegedly chronic daily January-May 2008
Series 2 - Extracts
Prince Carnival
When it's winter, he
- Take the elevator up, young man! Raise up! Riots me!
- Scuse-ngai, Mom! Middle ezali lisusu you! The tower threatens to collapse!
really too cold and my penis will not even show the tip of his nose out of her quilt, get up, get dressed, rummage, forage, inquire, socialize. He is too afraid of catching a bad cold, dist.
Cannabis And, it does not go very well either
Cannabis is struggling to recover from his fall down the stairs.
It makes us more too many kisses as before. It climbs over in bed and do more digging tunnels under our duvet. He falls asleep (and what it hums and what it purrs!) Less in the neck, chest and between the legs of my wife married. He is reluctant even to nibble skins worn bars and legs of his old mac.
His character has changed: he groans all the time, sulk, bites, is suspicious, frightened for nothing, seizes more briefs, bras, socks and handkerchiefs lying at the foot the bed, no more rolls in the sand or dust, not just eat salad and rice on our plates, no longer flies the croutons of bread, packets of cigarettes and pieces of sugar cane, distances himself ... and pulls us squarely face ... As if only we had more confidence and we kept strictly to something ...
He had yet
- We do not run up the stairs with a pacifier in mouth, Cannabis!
well said
- Be careful, Cannabis!
to be very careful.
The punished (Case Bordet, continued)
are reported crowds of smokers
confessors and parishioners, convicts and prison guards, cooks and toothless, customers and cashiers, book dealers and Anagnostis, surgeons and bit, and Geuze supporters of Anderlecht and cons-demonstrators Standard Liege and Jupiler, viandards and providers of sexual services
on the sidewalk at the entrance or exit, close the door in the lobby or the lobby or at the gate or the gate of
the Saint Boniface
prisons of Saint-Gilles and Forest
stage Constant Vanden Stock
the Delhaize Street Hennin
Hospital Saint-Pierre
Turn and mandible at the corner of Chaussée de Wavre and Rue Goffart
the Brussels Book Fair at Tour & Taxis
salon street prostitution Aerschot where in the night from Tuesday to Wednesday to 2am 45, Mona Lisa (a "Liegende Frau" or "Madonna's towel" which shows up shirtless, in midwinter, and whose chest smells like onion flavored with ginger and pili-pili) His body refuses a client to thirty years that loosen and
- Te! Naboyi na ngai!
- What are we afraid? We made her first period?
that the threat of a blade 18 centimeters long and 6.5 centimeters in diameter.
And outside the gates of the cemetery of Ixelles.
They are all there.
All.
The "unknown civilians" the dyer street Lesbroussart who sold pizzas (and the grocer, clothes ... a little earlier in the same street), the inventor of the machine to empty the dishwasher washer, the Frog married against her will to a sewer rat depressed, moths (who works for the rich, in the wardrobes of mansions on the side of the ponds of Ixelles) and cockroaches (who squatted in the poor, in the basement of Gray Street or in the kitchens of Long Street Life), the vegetarian and carnivorous plants ...
And " Known dead "and" leaders "who, before dying, do not forget to empty the refrigerator and unplug it, put their cat or canary in a neighbor or relative and give the keys to their apartment to the owner Real Estate: Victor Horta, Constantin Meunier, Camille Lemonnier, Jules Bordet, Louis Empain, Lilian Tala-Ngai, Ernest Solvay, Eugene Isaye, Charles De Coster and Margarita Bonnemains, the girlfriend of General Boulanger ...
And even the great Jazeera, very thin
accused (by each) to be the leader of a terrorist network powered by the proceeds of organized crime and to have violated the sacred values of the kingdom and
suspected (by others) for having spoken under torture betrayed his comrades and denounced the members of its network
- The detectives have the stem lying on the ground and pulled out my nails with a foot presser! But they still put me to the cra-cra! And it's not very easy to pull on a cigarette with handcuffs!
was awarded his cross for the occasion .
Matches particular
Bofane Jean (aka Gravedigger Jones), Ben Mavinga and Jean-Pierre Kabeya take news from Cannabis and want to know its history: does it actually part of the family, what his background, how he earns his living
- No, Cannabis is not an old rat, drunken cripple, who frequents bars around the Place Dailly and working as an informant for Federal Police!
exactly are his parents, that it happened exactly, what state is he and will he cope?
And if
- No, I have not driven a knife into the back of Cannabis! Not even in his right thigh
I am certainly guilty of something?
Jazeera
Jazeera has nearly born in a taxi "express" stuck in traffic on the road to the hospital Kintambo.
Everything he knows about his father, he was the lover of his mother.
Breakfast Mr
It brings Sir, in his room, the breakfast tray.
Mr. not eat more than small peas, quartered
- peas?
- Small breasts, What! Raisins!
pitted, without bone or bones.
We knock on the door of the room with Mr. tip of the shoe. It operates the handle of the door of the chamber using Mr. knee. It pushes with the left foot rat
- This is not a rat, it's a Degu!
of which Mr. sneaks off and tries to drag out. It closes with a shot of hip room door of Monsieur.
A call on my mobile
I get
- Bizarre and scary!
an appeal of the criminal police on my cell phone: "Do you know the tram 81? When did you last see both? "
Police
- Is it not you who are planning to slaughter Racine, Lamartine and Victor Hugo?
apparently familiar with my case ... But I noted that their happens to everyone to get lost: a caravan of Sudan can be lost in the desert of Namibia, Ardennes ham can hang in the attic of a mosque or a synagogue, the line has 81 may have been deflected by Park Avenue, instead of Rochefort and Avenue Wielemens-Ceuppens ...
The terror of hens
Feeling a wind Challenges to rise, God
- I'm sorry I killed everybody! I apologize to be alive! Sorry!
pretends ...
Then he hurries to kill a monkey to scare the chickens!
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