Didier Lannoy
Huppe ass!
assembly allegedly chronic daily January-May 2008
Series 2 - Extracts
The spring cleaning
That Easter
- Special Offer!
that Christians have an annually, the opportunity to erase all their mortal sins, right?
But the toilets are more comfortable, the more customers spend time there. And so a young vicar, who was just beginning in the career of public masturbator sitting in the cabin (cabin, beach, telephone, shower or fitting) remained
- touted by some statues of the Virgin Mary (as jealous of the Queens of England) and a large crucifix surveillance!
twelve hours after his job
- When I got home, my pants were all wet !
without even leaving his body to the toilet, empty the cramped, smoke a cigarette or a chat with colleagues, department managers or customer (e) s.
Helicopter Helicopter Helicopter
In fact, the great Jazeera, pursued by a pack of plundered, defrauded and to face (all armed of attack dogs and white-hot pokers), panic, hurry to get to shelter in the house of Papa, is not ascended to heaven in a rocket (it did not exist at the time ) but he managed, the very last minute to dig up
- In U.S. dollars, it goes without saying!
a seat in a MONUC helicopter, next to the driver.
In that time, the earth was still flat, it should not climb to heaven access
- Virunga Park? A tea plantation in Kivu? A guest-house of the Union Miniere? Domaine de la N'Sele? A gated community of the town of Gombe in Kinshasa?
Paradise ....
was better, however, does not drop out of fuel while flying over hostile areas.
Cannabis
vain, I
- Attention to diabetes, Cannabis!
trying to snatch a piece of the legs of sugar cane, chocolate hazelnut, almond or a stalk of a pear or apple ... And now my wife married
- Bugger off, Cannabis! You piss me off!
also denied her body (neck, chest, legs, calves, thighs) (the garters and ass) ...
Cannabis can do more, loses it, leaps load, share the assaaaaut!
He throws himself on cable television distribution, bites, and severs the ... we remove CNN, AB 4, TVE, Canal +, Euronews (except sound) and, intermittently, France 3 (which is sometimes, then starts to snow)
Matches special
Since the launch of Hc, 19 ("Human wooden mustaches Commissioner"), I received, including, hello Denis
- Hats off to Hugo, to the end, he has made ch ... ! dist ...
Nanga Kayika Na, Paul Van Acker (who insists on signing Paolo
- Let Popol we know you better known as Paulo, no? Respect your constituents, what! J'lui am ...
Carter and tells
- I think the Bedouin said, "Let go ... asses! dist
he was scammed by a tour operator in Jordan, and that has even walked on
- A camel, a dromedary ? j'demande ...
a donkey, like the great Jazeera, during his attempted coup in Jerusalem ) Lambinet Françoise (who appreciates that "delete" becomes a guillotine and advises Victims keep your head up under the blade) of Jeanjou Kawende, Daniel Simon (who observes that I have not responded to his many "invitations to suggest a possible follow" and that
- Here, perhaps, the few things that block me:
1. I'm not sure to love what I write tomorrow (with glee) today
2. And therefore, I do not see much "doing my
- Eat soup in which I could not spit, the horror!
promotion "without striking the guardrail, m'encastrer in a tree and die from the flu after a hip operation;
3. Finally, I am a retiree-broke ... but the gallant always in my yard "married woman" ... and also the grandfather of seven kokos ... and I can not allow me to use my few gold coins to satisfy the whims of an old grandpa! j'dis
I say finally), Judith Bisumbu (which I would like to alert everyone that our old friend, Archie Kalemie Tampa, loves
- but no chocolate! It s 'takes first! Distell (the viper) ...
chocolate buns), Jan Mattijs and Jean-Marie Lahaye (to whom I write on Monday and
- Hi Women owner "da bunda da mulher casada! dist ...
who reads me on Sunday, in Vila Velha, in the State of Espírito Santo and ... imagine the Pope, apostate, fleeing from the Vatican in a raincoat, shamefully, timidly, nervously, buttoned to the neck as an exhibitionist who repented would seek to hide his prick, and slipping furtively into the sewers of the holy city) Frédéric Jacquemin (which said to have been scammed by
- He pretended to be you! dist ...
Lichic a Dr. and have it delivered by mistake a gift Anastasius Nzeza Bilakila destined me), Anne-Marie La Fere (which is
- Hello, I revoilou! Distell ...
finally returned from Gersou and I do not draw on texticoulous) of Mwanza Junior Nasser (who taught me
- At 333, at Mum Helen? j'demande ... This woman who loves Filip De Boeck ... but what he did? j'm'demande yet ...
that Judas Iscariot was DJ in a box-Ixelle Matonge), Carmelo Virone (which makes me
- Damn, it completely escaped me! J'lui do ...
noted that in Hc , 19, from Wednesday evening through Thursday afternoon near the Immigration Office , the cops "fai-
saient's foot
crane"), of Anne-Louise Flynn, Jean-Emile and Viviane Caudron ( who would like to be well again here but
- Should we first find a way out of here! dist ...
can not get out of a laundry basket filled with silky fabrics ...?), Jean Dehasse
- When Ana called it ' was like it was yesterday and that we would end up on the terrace! dist ...
and Kabu Mwape, e-mail and phone, with six-hour time difference ...
Paulo Carter Rogue always, I suggest bringing
- No way! Is that this trash to me all the pipes corrode the drip-drop! And that he would tear me and devour it, one by one, all the strings (being the most succulent, of course, the strings absorbable ... melt in the mouths of canons) to sew and roasts renew your guts!
Marijuana
- Where it's still January Mattijs request? Bordet? Center detox smoking?
- Meeeeeeunon! The cutting! The radius tripe! Internal affairs and giblets!
the hosto.
Hunting poor
Even where I am stationed in ambush ...
- Oh!
Where's Gallery Queen Street runs into the Marche aux Herbes ...
- Ooh! Ooooh, calm down!
I am attacked by a band of ladies out, armed with Bibles and umbrellas, guided and energized by trackers and tracker of a regional office of tourism, who want me to charity and get me to eat Julienne soup.
My village
In my village survive five inhabitants. All of the same family. All consumptive. All support the maintenance
- Spreading of pesticides, replacement of diapers, exhumation, trenching ...
- Excavations archaeological treasure hunts, sewer connection?
cemetery.
Fifteen residents. Plus an American anthropologist.
Not even a cop or a priest.
Eradication
It is much
- When on vacation, you open his cage and is released (and we shall thus load global society, the foxes and hawks) in the wild! And if it resolves to drown in a bathtub, a bidet or bowl of the toilet, it takes less space to bury!
easier to get rid of a rat
- This is not a rat, it's a Degu!
- Calm down! I do not mean (necessarily) Cannabis! I speak of the rat (which is the year) (as is also the year the potato, eh!) In its intangible nature, his immense generosity, all its glory!
than a whale, a bus or a horse ... or an orphan.
Adopters, looking for love rats! Avoid
- And if you tried goldfish?
the whales, buses, horses and children of Darfur!
a rather old story
After swerved, collided, buffered and broke a woman and the little Jazeera she carried in her arms, under the eyes of his companion and their child and other
- They were probably refuse bags deposited by dishonest St. -Hubert, Forrières, Rochefort or Marloie? Perhaps as a deer, deer or wild boar?
plotting their bodies more than sixty feet, the driver continued driving and
- We should not let the animals roam freely in the forest! Undocumented! Homeless! Without a license plate stapled to the ear!
hide his car went into the barn at the farm of his grandfather, his uncle, his aunt or his cousin Band, Grune, Harsin, Champlon, Mochamps, Nassogne, or Masbourg Ambly and
- Those of the edge of the woods do not know themselves! They are not even capable of dying itself, in bed, with respect, under a quilt with feathers, while fingering their beads!
has carefully erased
- And my radiator and my left front headlight, which is who will replace me?
traces of blood defiled body of his car.
The braggart
Why are you doing with your mouth?
Removal of a kidney, it is still less visible than the removal of a breast, right?
What do you pride yourself yet?
Shedding
The elevator not work. We were forced to have sex on the stairs.
Mathematics Congolese
The "double bake" my little brother, John Bofane In Koli, has just come out of the oven: "Mathematics Congo", published by Actes Sud, in April 2008.
We ate till late last night ...
and drank until early this morning ...
small Committee: Raymond Suke Nzanga, Dieudonne Ngangura, Najat Tahtah Ambrine and daughter, Vincent Kenis, John Bofane In Koli aka Gravedigger Jones and myself, aka Old diamba ba ... and also, by telephone, married my wife (who is party in Paris for three days ... and I gave custody of rat
- This is not a rat, it's a Degu!
of Sukin) Moseka Ambaki Yogo, Joëlle Baumerder Judith Bisumbu, Gauthier de Villers, Maddy Tiembe ...
- Tangawisi, Masanga, pili-pili ... happiness!
After a few hours of sleep and leaving cooked painful, I went down to the kitchen, make me coffee, and I make the mistake of Gravedigger Jones's book on the bed and
- Is that guy who asked about me? In Jean Bofane Koli, yes?
- Maybe Not!
- And who is this guy? A pedophile, an unemployed worker, an inbred? And what is he looking for me?
Cannabis immediately (fiercely with ardor and avidity) undertook to read all his teeth.
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