Didier Lannoy
Huppe ass!
assembly allegedly chronic daily January-May 2008
Series 2 - Extracts
God
soon as the little lamp red lights, God moves and
- What am I going to do today?
stretches and
- What will happen to property?
questions.
But soon, God forgets his anguish morning, took the controls of his craft and perform any mission.
The distemper
Cannabis since his accident, no more leaps, No laughing, no hops more, do more laughs, no more frolicking
- On all fours! At full speed! By lifting up the ass!
as before.
It sometimes seems to drag his rear like a sack of potatoes, completely amorphous, which would draw heavily, in the corridors of a wet kitchen internship in basement, to the guillotine or the slaughterhouse, as if
- When he fell down the stairs, it was his understanding knees crack?
his rear shock absorbers were broken. Maybe! Has it surely! fractured pelvis and parallel! he is suffering too! disease
- It can occur from falling down stairs, that thing?
Carré.
Have we become adoptive parents of a
- This is not a rat, it's a Degu!
rat disabled? How to announce Sukin news? Will we spend our upcoming Easter holiday to Lourdes?
Women's Day in Kinshasa?
is rumored to Yolo qu'Evolokoooooooooo was
- Victim of a procedural error!
or would be "soon soon" and released
- Friday! Today! Yesterday! Tomorrow!
it was released or released
- is pretty obvious! The rape of a schoolgirl Anopheles or a bat in a miniskirt that she complained was a crude forgery! Such an injustice must be repaired quickly!
"soon soon" from the prison of Makala. The great Yolo (North and South, including much of Kauka of Kimbangu and Mombele) is in turmoil. We will not
- Bapetites, bokeba! The night is long! There will probably rape of censorship and support! Rape and compensation for damage to reputation neighborhood!
Yolo sleep. Person. Overnight.
Book Fair in Brussels?
A trip to the fair or bazaar of Tour and Taxis. To greet Claire Prost. And Olivier Le Brun and his "Brussels on edge." And perhaps also meet Bibish Mumbu and In Koli Jean Bofane.
- You were not invited to produce to you the Book Fair in Brussels this year, dear sir?
- But no, dear Madam, either this year or last year or next year! I became a writer E!
- See you then maybe the salon appliances, at Heysel, dear sir! In what stand or podium on which showcase how you spread yourself?
God
A cigarette dangling from her beak.
Stiffness in the leg is limping slightly. God aided by a cane to walk.
God
roughly cut the beard, bags under their eyes, God is playing bocce in the courtyard of the building.
A mortar shell fell at his feet. And, as might be expected
- God does not will die with a twist of the gut!
the shell refrains
- This is not written anywhere!
explode.
God
God is often dull.
They say it best when he hears his mouth full.
Matches particular
Cannabis has always so successful.
Nadine asked of him. Sukin sends us SMS anxious.
In Koli Bofane Jean (aka Gravedigger Jones) to phone him regularly. He would think, from my wife married to offer him a small role in an upcoming film or a second novel.
I also have a cat Cannabis Monique phobia. They have slip-joint, "she said, her cat and
- This is not a rat, it's a Degu!
rat Sukin. If they met, they would have plenty to talk about.
The attitude and kidney
April 9, 2008, deadline for surrender "works" of all self-proclaimed leaders of the militant Jipéjisme Old diamba happening on the ba billiards in the late morning at the Bordet Institute. In the afternoon the same day, he will be able to offer
- A kidney?
the collective Jipéjistes
- A kidney and the kidney is the same thing, gnon?
- The kidney is the husband of the Queen, eh!
kidney
chew on a plate with pastry
that the waste does Bordet think probably not his claim.
You take that too? No discharge? Absolutely sure in quite obvious?
We brought it Turning the map? Mustard sauce or flamed with Armagnac?
With fries Barak: those of "Anthony" (Place Jourdan), or those of "Bosteels (Flagey)?
Who (or whom) do you prefer?
I only hope that my plate is
- Nominated!
selected by Serge Goldwicht oh hi! and Roby Comblain, oh eh!
And Michel Dehoux, hey ho! accept our mustard sauce and we blaze in Armagnac that thing, eh ah!
God
God complains
- there was even unhappy customers who use prepaid cards to avoid detection by my " services "! They are rude, the dirty one! of civilized evil!
receive phone calls insults, curses and threats from Palestine, Lebanon, Congo, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, China, France, Belgium, Colombia, Chad or Sudan.
God
God is eternal.
He wears party clothes to cheat death.
Receives
- Keep your scarf, gloves and your coat. It's colder inside in the street!
guests to paradise.
Cannabis advantage of the situation
Cannabis, slightly crippled advantage of the situation and seeking to be pampered.
He slips into the conjugal bed under the duvet and
- What part of your body opulent, darling?
- Buttocks!
squats, now my ass married woman.
Residence Van Aa
early morning, a Monday, about thirty men of a special intervention unit of the federal police
- With a microphone attached to the ear! Armed with bulletproof vests! Hooded! Armed with sniffer dogs and growling!
specializes in detecting and tracking down differences absurdities and aberrations stormed the residence Jean Van Aa pavement Boendael, 94, in Ixelles.
Neighbors have complained.
Two young girls, too much undermined, would have been insulted in the elevator or thrashing on the stairs between the basement and first floor. Boys who cheated at marbles in the courtyard of the facility were allegedly assaulted by players cards or bowls.
The local police came in support, has established a wide perimeter security, preventing the arrival of relief and preventing access places
parents, friends, neighbors, factors, curious and
teams
- Likely to cover the event so tendentious and poignant film scenes that could then go around the world!
TV the BBC and Al Jazeera, professionals defense of human rights and even a street dog who was pulling the cart of a homeless crotteux.
Between 7am and 7:15 am, the circulation of 81 tram from Montgomery (via Hunt and bridge Germoir) and heading to the Heysel (via the station du Midi, Yser and Cemetery Jette) it is found slightly disrupted and slowed to match the Flagey Square Street Brewery Lesbroussart the street.
Some residents whose birth certificate, the SIS card and funeral insurance are no longer in good standing since the last century have panicked and fled into the toilet. Others were hidden in garbage cans and containers from the kitchen in the basement.
They were quickly caught.
They were put in handcuffs (to stop them from scratching the crotch) and were attached to radiators (so they do not take a shot cold).
A search was made
in public areas of the residence and
in the alcoves of some people considered particularly suspicious because having at one time or another in their lives
- 21 or 54?
inhabited street Maes, up, left or right, between the grocery Gourad and the square of Hendrik Conscience, on the one hand, and the Chaussée d'Ixelles, secondly
was not discovered canned oysters, onions of tulips, happy pills, pellets diamba, of hymens, foreskins, umbilical cords, growth hormones, laptop, USB and pornographic DVDs in the chamber Jipéji. Nor
- Get your Mandara!
folding saws, cutters, axes, hammers, cutter, screwdrivers, bottles of tear gas, barbecue forks, a crossbow and baseball bats, shots, brass knuckles, ski masks, a pair of black gloves (not to leave fingerprints on the steering wheel of stolen cars), a flashlight, a presser foot, a dagger and an air pistol in the room of Mrs. Alice who has long lived in the street Maes at number 54 in the first floor apartment.
By cons, there has
de-
covered
many cigarette butts crushed and hidden behind the toilet of a st floor, right wing when you exit the elevator ...
in a room accessible to all residents ...
both Jipéji, second door on the right to ...
- Long time, neighbor!
Mrs. Alice, far left, the penultimate gate, near the radiator ...
and their visitors.
God
If I do a Goggle and I call "God" in French, Thursday, March 13, 2007, 14h to 36, I get only 27.300000 occurrences.
God is not infinite!
At least he is not speaking.
God
That same Thursday, March 13, 2007, 14h to 51, call "God" and get a good high score: 423,000,000 hits!
God
- Including vibrators, dildos and stimulators clitoris!
is stronger than God!
Unless he is American.
Prince Carnival, following
Wait just that spring back and
- You'll see!
- I'll see what?
you'll see, I am a different man!
Cannabis is in great shape
SMS
- Cannabis And, how?
anguished phone calls from Kinshasa.
I say that Cannabis is certainly fell down the stairs (murder or suicide?) But it is now (cure or resurrection?), Again any great shape and
- The scoreboard was turned back on, restarted the engine, shock absorbers have been oiled or replaced! Cannabis is much better too!
he again became the dominant male of 21 abominable Street Maes.
He did more bites the tail, from digging more tunnels into quilts, no longer seeking to be pampered ...
He undertook to drive me from the marriage bed with his teeth , pee on my pillow, climbed onto the tables of Cheri Samba watching my wife married me
taunts!
God
God is everywhere, even on the Internet.
There must be somewhere, right?
Where is God (the arches, pierced the little diamond in the right ear, the corset lacing in back, toe ring, face and neck massed at the argan oil)?
God has not rescued a father and his three children who were trapped in a burning car. He has not practiced CPR to a baby who was choking in his crib. God has not intervened in Ituri, North Kivu and South Kivu. He did not release Palestinians penned into the Gaza Strip.
Where is it then, God? Long time no longer has it seen.
God is injured, the hosto in jail, fled to the hospital, the brothel, at the mortuary, cemetery, dead or resurrected?
God is an ogre and he
- Like the octopus!
blue blood?
Is God became the owner of a funeral home that specializes in violent death?
The tram 81 prowls
Where the tram 81 goes there at night?
In a hotel on the Avenue de l'Hippodrome or the Avenue de Tervuren? Or will he park along the sidewalk in front of the house of his driver?
Tram 81 does not sleep. He does not spend the night. Nowhere. He prowls the streets of Ixelles
- You look for me?
looking a young man who would be launched
- What is it for a language?
- A burning, eh!
embarked on a love affair ... and would be accountable to the big brother of his last girlfriend.
Fowler
can not without risk
- Could you help me determine the sex of my bird?
show themselves familiar with a fowler.
Editors Notes
Ben Mavinga worries and
- What Does Old Didier?
remember to order. Claire Prost and Olivier Le Brun also ...
No problem, I still
- It's coming! It's coming!
enough blood, tears, urine, snot and cum in my bottles!
It only takes me to remote, what!
In addition, some of my characters are traveling or have traveled and I can not say anything nice or objectionable. Filip De Boeck went to Kinshasa (with two packets of candles and a few boxes of matches in case the generator of our daughter Nadine fall out of gas) and Gauthier de Villers also (with five jars Delinut "cheaper "Aldi purchased Goffart Street, a few days before it closes for major processing). And Anne-Marie La Fere was exiled in the Gers
- In the shelter of my "Huppe Ass!
me awarding custody of his old Mac ...
But fortunately my fundamentals have remained faithful to the post: Cannabis, tram 81 and God.
Especially God.
And Jipéji married and my wife too.
God
have affixed a sticker on our mailbox outlook: "God, no thank you! "
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